MANAGEMENT AT ITS BEST

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This newboss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he meansbusiness!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make aweek?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make$300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams, "Here's two weeks'pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around theroom and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off didhere?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza deliveryguy from Domino's"