LOVE

The MBA Version
If you love somebody set her free...instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously.

The Finance Expert's Version
If you love somebody set her free...If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

The Marketing Version
If you love somebody set her free...If she comes back, she has brand loyaltyIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets

The Statistician's Version
If you love somebody, set her free...If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high Ifshe doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

C++ Programmer's Version
If(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()if(m_she == NULL)m_she= new CShe;

The Psychologist's Version
If you love somebody set her free...If she comes back, her super ego is dominantIf she doesn't come, back her id is supreme (If she doesn't go,she must be crazy.)

The Pessimistic Version
If you love somebody, set her free ...If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

The Optimistic Version
If you love somebody, set her free ...Don't worry, she will come back.

The Suspicious Version
If you love somebody, set her free ...If she ever comes back, ask her why.

The Detective's Version
If you love somebody, set her free ...Then get someone to follow her.

The Impatient Version
If you love somebody, set her free ...If she doesn't come back within some time limit, forget her.


The Patient Version
If you love somebody, set her free ...If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back...

The Playful Version
If you love somebody, set her free ...* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her freeagain, repeat *

The Lawyer's Version
If you love somebody, set her free...Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of theMatrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

The IT Giant's Version
If you love somebody, set her free...If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installationfees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

The Somnambulist's Version
If you love someone, set her freeIf she comes back it's a nightmareIf she doesn't, you must be dreaming

The Possessive Version
If you love somebody don't ever set her free

The Zoologist's Version
If you love someone tag her a radio transmitter and set her freeYou can trace her whenever you want !